In My Life - old

i don't understand it, but for some reason (maybe past lifes, who knows?) i have always had the power to attract... male professionals of the body.

i would say my first real experience with one of those was when i was about 19 years old and that was also my first time as a drunk.

i've drank socially ever since i know myself as a person, my uncle gave me my first beer when i was 3 years old and my parents would always give me wine and stuff like that. oh, and at age 7 i drank my first caipirinha. after i was done with it, i ran to the kitchen and yelled "MOMMM!!! THE LEMONADE HAS GONE BAD!"

anyways, although i had drunk my whole life, i had never been drunk. and for a year or 2 i decided not to drink alcohol at all. so one day i go to this happy hour meeting, and the only thing to drink is wine. i think, one glass to socialize won't hurt.

2 bottles later, i'm on my way home calling my roomie and saying "if i don't get there in 10 minutes, come look for me on the street!"
that same night, after some more drinks, there i was, pulling a go-go boy by this chain on his neck, going out and about a lust fest and dancing inside a cage.

another time, this guy came by at a disco, offered me a drink and a card. the card was a vip pass to his show - at the women's club, a strip bar in lisbon, for women.

then one day my friends in san paulo finally convince me to go to this gay bar, which another friend of mine owns. i think, no biggie right, just gay people. i get there and the place is packed with straight guys and i don't understand it. after a while, a girl jumps on the counter and starts stripping. oh, that explains it.
so obviously, me and my big mouth had to go up to my friend, who owned the bar, and said: "well it was only fair if u had a male stripper too!"

thus jumps on the counter a muscled guy, kneels right in front of me and says "this is just for you, babe."
by the end of the show he tells me his name is indian, gives me his number, and says it was his day off.

well today i decided to go for a little stroll in the hotel. after half hour i was done, i'm not really a big fan of casinos.
so i start walking down the isle in the middle of all the slot machines towards the lobby of the hotel when i see coming in the opposite direction... 3 guys, dressed as erotic glittery cowboys.
call me stupid but in that moment i could hear the song viva las vegas playing on the background. anyways, they passed me by and i just kept on going my way.

everybody in the casino was looking at the guys, so i look back to take a quick peep again, since they were probably further anyway.
one of them says "oh, let's go THAT way" and points at me. i quickly go back to position and keep on walking. i hear their voices behind me so i walk faster. instead of going to my room i start walking around the casino again and there they are, 3 steps behind me.
this went on for a while, when i decided to just go to the guest area. that's when they got left behind...

well, in other times, i would have probably asked them to take pictures and at this time i might have been out there still. some things just change with time, but i still have my go-go boy magnet :)